*takes a break from sweeping fireplace, leans on broom and sparks up a fag...*
"so... by the end of this weekend I will have driven back and forth from North Wales to Manchester a total of 3 times.... then Monday morning I drive to Birmingham, whereupon I will spend the next 4 days locked away in a rehearsal studio with a pair of Bulgarian twins (twins, Basil 
) and a bunch of dancers from Majorca... only to emerge, shellshocked and disshevelled, ready to hotfoot it up to Chester to attend my graduation ceremony... after posing for obligatory pictures with fake scroll in hand and dodgy looking hat perched on head, I will continue on with another weekend of gigs, after which I will race down to Southampton on Monday morning, only to race back up to Blackpool on Tuesday...
somewhere in the middle of all this, Blogmeet will occur....
if anyone has any bright ideas on how I can fit it into my schedule, I'm all ears...
otherwise, please do me a favour and video as much of the shenanigans as possible..."
*stubs fag out on Nipper's beak, heaves a sigh, and gets back to work...*
PS - check out the ads at the top - VOODOO SPELLS!!! they obviously know me well 
might I suggest some extremely strong coffee?
if you ever need a session singer give me a holler 
It's so's you can't be the designated driver, innit?